Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret Kim

Posted by kim on July 18, 2006

I think I found the perfect bedtime prayer!

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
He’s not afraid to admit when he is wrong
One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call, he doesn’t wait 6 weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed
Won’t lose his cool when he’s annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! send me a man that will make love to my mind
Knows what to say when I ask “How fat is my behind?”

One who’ll make love till my body’s a’ itchin’
He brings me a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.

I pray that this man will love me to no end.
And would never compare me with my best friend.

Thank you in advance, and now I’ll just wait.
For I know You will send him before it’s too late.

Amen.

I would love to meet the brilliant gal that wrote that poem.