Virgo is the only Female Zodiacal Sign

Posted by kim on July 19, 2006

I’ve never really believed in horoscopes, astrology, tarot cards and all that jazz. Once in awhile I’ll read my horoscope in the newspaper, and if it’s close to true, I’ll credit coincidence. If it’s far-fetched, I blow it off like smoke.

But I’ve always wanted to have a real Psychic predict my fortune (or lack of) just for kicks. Well, living in hickville, there isn’t a high demand for clairvoyants. Good thing Sara Freder offers a Free Personal Horoscope and Psychic Reading of your life Online. And did I mention it’s Free? I’m such a cheapskate.

So, I got my email from Sara today unfolding my future….

I saw five events that could change your life drastically. Here are the most important days for you that I carefully noted after my vision:

On Saturday, July 22, 2006, I see you receiving some excellent news regarding friendship or romance,

On Saturday, July 29, 2006, you will have an exceptional opportunity to change your life,

On Wednesday, August 02, 2006, I see you receiving a significant amount of money,

On Monday, August 07, 2006, you will meet someone unexpectedly and it will turn into a relationship.

On Thursday, August 10, 2006, you will experience some new luck with money (this is a chance for you to bring wealth into your life…)

Of course, she wants me to buy the Complete Astrological Consultation for more information, etc. I understand she needs to pay the bills as well. Maybe she’s building a new house… But I’ll just watch these dates and see how it goes.

Anyone else get a Personal Horoscope and Psychic Reading from Sara? I’m curious to see if everyone gets the same answers. By the way, my Lucky Numbers are 5, 19 and 25. Time to buy a Powerball ticket.

The Tall of it All

Posted by kim on

Maybe if I had a “real” job that involved physical labor instead of sitting on my butt in front of the computer all day, I wouldn’t be so out of shape. So, my banker asks if I sold my current house yet? Ummm…. Time for me to call a realtor. She’ll be over at noon to take pictures to list it. What?! I’ve been cleaning like a mad woman trying to make the house presentable, and I am out of breathe!

So I thought I’d take a break and blog (and sip on a Diet Dew). It’s time to move on to physical requirements for my man hunt. I realize I may lose some prospects here, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. I like Tall men, at least taller than me. I am 5’7″ barefoot but like to wear heels. I’m all for having to stand on my tip-toes to kiss a man.