Friday, May 18, 2012

No Smoking Allowed. Woe is Me.

Posted by kim on July 31, 2006

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I signed the papers to sell my house today. I have to be out by 8/23. I had asked my dad if I could stay with him for a month or so until my new house is ready while he was at the bar Friday (and after I offered to buy him a beer). He was with his friends, so, sure it was all okay.

Well, today he stops by and suggests maybe I should rent an apartment, as he doesn’t have room for all of us. I reiterated that it would only be me and my youngest, and I don’t want to rent somewhere for just a month (if there is even a place available). Then he says my old bedroom is infested with mice. I HATE MICE. The little devils scare me to death.

Great. I really will be homeless. I think I need a cigarette to relieve some stress, and I don’t even smoke. Which makes me think of another trait I’m looking for in a man: Non-Smoker. Social smoker is okay, but there is no smoking allowed in my house.

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  • Trying to Help said,

    Call an exterminator to come out to your dad’s house to get rid of Mickey and his friends.

  • Jeremy said,

    I think you better get used to micky and his friends since I think you have some fields to deal with on the new house!!

  • John Schlarb said,

    Kim, go to your local nursery(garden store) and pick-up some blood meal, say about two lbs. Spirkle alittle anoud in the whole room and if you want other parts of the house. Blood meal cost about $1.50 a lbs and is harmless to humans. But to the animal it is so irritating to their nassal, that they will imediately leave the house and not come back. This is a remedy to keep rabbits and deer from eating your garden in the summer. (spread the blood meal around the boarder of the garden and you will never be missing any veggies)

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