Monthly Archives: October 2006

Trick or Treat. Smell my Feet. Give me Something Good to Eat.

When I buy new appliances, I tend to have that luck where they break down the day after the warranty expires. My new fridge, on the other hand, decided to act up right away (which is probably not good luck … Continue reading

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Boob Job. Schmo Job.

Anyone else watch Nip/Tuck on FX? Crazy stuff. Maybe I should be looking for a plastic surgeon myself. A breast enhancement, tummy tuck and little liposuction would be nice. When I first got divorced, an online casino company offered me … Continue reading

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Why Men Love Bitches

A couple of years ago, the talk shows were raving about the book: He’s Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys. I fell for the hype and headed to Amazon.com to buy my own copy. Of … Continue reading

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