I Got a Brand New Boy Toy Boyfriend

Posted by kim on December 2, 2006

Sing to the Tune of … “Brand New Girlfriend”

Chorus:
I got a brand new boyfriend.
we went and jumped off the deep end,
flew out to Denver for the weekend,
spent the whole day, lyin’ round the condo,
wearin’ nothin’ but a smile,
playin’ kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy,
talkin’ mooshy-mooshy bout nothin’.
man, I think I’m on to somethin’,
Because I feel just like a kid again.
I got a brand new boyfriend.

Yeah, I finally found someone to fit ALL of my requirements; he knows everything about me and still likes me! Almost too good to be true, I know.

P.S. He hates Steve Holy’s song. Maybe he’ll like my rendition better.

P.P.S. Mom, it’s just a song and so not true… we did leave the condo long enough take the light rail to an Avalanche hockey game and see the new James Bond movie.