Where’s MythBusters when you Need em?

One of the disadvantages of living in a small town is that everyone seems to know everything about you, and if they don’t, well, they make stuff up. Gossip runs rampant in this town. So, I thought I’d share the latest rumors about me and my house that gave me a good laugh…

Myth #1: Kim’s “Bonus Room” is actually a “cage” for her out-of-control daughter that she can lock her up in.
Fact: There is not even a door to the bonus room, only an open staircase with a balcony that overlooks my living room. Granted my daughter with OCD does go up there to “rock her head” as a method of relaxation, but I don’t consider that out-of-control.

Myth #2: Kim got nice 6-panel solid oak doors for her house for the price of cheap hollow doors because she slept with the salesman.
Fact: I am a bargain shopper and got different quotes on my doors, and obviously went with the lowest bid. I have went on a few lunch dates with the above-mentioned salesman, but I also go on lunch dates with my mother.

And the best for last…
Myth #3: Kim makes all her money by producing porn videos in her basement.
Fact: I’m sure there is money to be made in online adult entertainment, but I better stick with endorsing my current list of family-friendly websites.  And c’mon, my body is not of porn star quality, as the few people that have seen me naked can attest to.