Monthly Archives: June 2007

Face Down in the Dirt, This Doesn’t Hurt

After I got divorced, three of my girlfriends also got divorced, and we hung out and created our own “eligible bachelor list”. Well, either my demeanor really is that high-maintenance or my list is too demanding, because all three of … Continue reading

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Obey Your Own Rules. Be a Hero.

I made up new “rules” when we moved into the new house, including “no shoes on the carpet” and “no food or drink on the carpet”, and the rules apply to everyone…, but me. It seems whenever I get hungry … Continue reading

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