Posted by kim on February 6, 2012
Rumor has it a gal in town flirts with guys by saying, “I have your name tattooed on my ass.” And it doesn’t matter if that guy’s name is Tom, Dick or Harry. So when the gentlemen respond to prove it, she drops her drawers to reveal she indeed has “Your Name” literally tattooed on her butt cheek.
Obviously she isn’t the first one to think of such as I found plenty of Google images to choose from (image credit: RateMyInk.com).
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Posted by kim on December 26, 2011
I miss my sensor microwave oven from my other house. My “new” house came with a range hood and a built-in microwave cubby hole. I love the cabinets, even without a built-in spice rack, but Homecrest doesn’t make this style/color anymore for me to get new replacement cupboards to remodel.
I initially asked my construction-management-major brother if we could just move up the middle cupboard (I should have taken a “before” photo), but he didn’t like that idea, saying we won’t be able to find any crown molding to match. He convinced me to buy a valance to replace the cupboards, and we’d install the cupboard doors over the current microwave cubby.
So on Christmas Eve Eve, my family congregated to work on such. Doors were removed from cabinet. Cabinet was thrown in trash. Captain Morgan was being consumed in mass quantity. We find out the doors are a tad too big for cubby. Before they cut out notches to make them fit, I say I want to think about it – maybe we can just leave the space open for cookbooks? My mom goes to buy a new bottle of Captain Morgan.
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Pretty funny story too… stalker