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BOYFRIEND - Next to every hot chick is a guy completely bored with what he once would kill for.



JIU JITSU - It’s only gay is you make eye contact.



MOOSEKNUCKLE - Because camel toe has an ugly sister.



PREGNANCY - Don’t forget to pull out.



PROCRASTINATION - is like masturbation… it’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just fcuked yourself.



SELF EXPRESSION - Feel free to let people know how you really feel.



RETARDS - We all know one.



FAIL - That’s why you always get picked last, fatty.



FLEXIBILITY - It is almost never, ever over-rated.



A WIFE - Because beer is heavy.



JAILBAIT - You keep getting older and they stay the same age.



INGENUITY - Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get ‘em both up.



MOM’S MINIVAN - Less conformist than the bus.



FATHERHOOD - If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back.



VAGINA - It’s not a clown car.


DIPLOMACY - Words don’t always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alein in the face.



PLAY DUMB - If she looks TOO young… just assume she is 18.



RELAX - its just an armpit.


ELEPHANTS - Larger than the moon.



TEAM PLAYER - Because someone has to take the fat girl home.

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