Gender Poems

A WOMAN’S POEM:  

Before I lay me down to sleep,  
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,  
One who’s handsome, smart and strong.  
One who loves to listen long,  
One who thinks before he speaks,  
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.  
I pray he’s gainfully employed,  
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.  
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.  
Massages my back and begs to do more.  
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,  
Knows what to answer to ‘how big is my behind?’  
I pray that this man will love me to no end,  
And always be my very best friend.  
 
 
A MAN’S POEM:  
 
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with  
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,  
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This  
doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit..  
 
The End