Humorous Billboards

It's all about the bitches.

Say no to drugs. That way, you'll have more time to drink.

For when you can't get laid on your looks and charm alone

Daisy Air Rifles: Keeping Kids Off Your Lawn Since 1886

Extreme Fire Hazard - Don't Even Fart in the Forest

Beware of low flying aircraft

Don't Drink and Drive. You'll only spill it.

It's only a gambling problem if you're losing

Where are all the news crews when Exxon is not spilling anything?

We can't think of any other uses for KY Jelly either

Guys admit it. You're gonna buy anything we advertise here.

We're proud of our privates

Helping kids read gooder.

Like her mugs? You should see her cans.

Two months salary, my ass.

Dude, we totally forgot our slogan

Face it. You're never come up with anything clever on your own.

Need a good screw?

Big egos. Big biceps. Little winkies.

Spam is made of people

Sushi. Still your best bet for intestinal worms

Come check out our stoll samples.

McDonald's uses Beef (mostly).

If drinking and driving is illegal, then why do bars have parking lots?

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Staying in Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church