New Motivational Posters

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BOYFRIEND - Next to every hot chick is a guy completely bored with what he once would kill for.

BOYFRIEND – Next to every hot chick is a guy completely bored with what he once would kill for.

JIU JITSU - It’s only gay is you make eye contact.

JIU JITSU – It’s only gay is you make eye contact.

MOOSEKNUCKLE - Because camel toe has an ugly sister.

MOOSEKNUCKLE – Because camel toe has an ugly sister.

PREGNANCY - Don’t forget to pull out. 

PREGNANCY – Don’t forget to pull out.

PROCRASTINATION - is like masturbation… it’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just fcuked yourself.

PROCRASTINATION – is like masturbation… it’s good in the beginning, but in the end, you realize you’ve just fcuked yourself.

fcuk you written across eyebrows

SELF EXPRESSION – Feel free to let people know how you really feel.

RETARDS - We all know one.

RETARDS – We all know one.

FAIL - That’s why you always get picked last, fatty. 

FAIL – That’s why you always get picked last, fatty.

FLEXIBILITY - It is almost never, ever over-rated. 

FLEXIBILITY – It is almost never, ever over-rated.

A WIFE - Because beer is heavy.

A WIFE – Because beer is heavy.

JAILBAIT - You keep getting older and they stay the same age. 

JAILBAIT – You keep getting older and they stay the same age.

INGENUITY - Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get ‘em both up.

INGENUITY – Don’t just get a leg up on the competition, get ‘em both up.

MOM’S MINIVAN - Less conformist than the bus. 

MOM’S MINIVAN – Less conformist than the bus.

FATHERHOOD - If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back 

FATHERHOOD – If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back.

VAGINA - It’s not a clown car. 

VAGINA – It’s not a clown car.

DIPLOMACY - Words don’t always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alein in the face. 

DIPLOMACY – Words don’t always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an alein in the face.

PLAY DUMB - If she looks TOO young… just assume she is 18.

PLAY DUMB – If she looks TOO young… just assume she is 18.

RELAX - its just an armpit. 

RELAX – its just an armpit.

ELEPHANTS - Larger than the moon. 

ELEPHANTS – Larger than the moon.

TEAM PLAYER - Because someone has to take the fat girl home. 

TEAM PLAYER – Because someone has to take the fat girl home.

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2 Responses to New Motivational Posters

  1. Jinksy says:

    The “Jiu Jitsu” and “Vagina” posters are among my personal favorites.

    If a poster can still make you laugh after seeing it a hundred times, you know its funny.

  2. Moses says:

    I love the “Team Player;… Because some one has to take the fat girl home”

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