You might be a Redneck if…

1. A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…

2. You carry your front porch with you…

3. You need fashion tips from your husband…

4. You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…
(and your fiancé looks like she is 12)

5. And your wedding cake looked like this…

6. Your mailbox looks like this…

7. Your doghouse looks like this…

8. Your pickup looks like this…

9. You have a deer’s butt for a door bell…

10. You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…

11. Or if you were quoted in the local paper saying…